🌌 we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars
My 3-year old son has clogged our super-flush toilet on several occasions, without involving any TP at all. So add toddler shit to the list too.
My mom introduced me to avocado toast. She’s a boomer, I’m a millenial…
Government worker here too, can confirm our system runs on COBOL. The wizards who can program it have infinite job security.
That happened so long ago that we wouldn’t even call those people “human”.