I’m gonna start saying that instead of using the abbreviation. "I’ll meet you at 2:30 post merideum."

Make New York New Amsterdam Again.

It’s shakira law. They’ll make it illegal for your hips to lie.

What kind of tea? I hope it’s a nice roasted oolong.

Good luck proving what made you sick, though. A foodborne illness can sometimes take days before you develop symptoms. At that time, you might think it was that sketchy chicken salad that made you sick, and you might be right…but it could also be any number of other things that you ate before you got sick.

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I hate getting into the shower, but once I get in, I’m comfortable, so it’s hard to get back out. I still do it in less than 10, but I can see how people can get stuck in there. It’s very relaxing.

There isn’t anything unhealthy about it as long as you indulge it in a healthy way.

Spicy hot food is also painful. Does that mean that people who enjoy eating habaneros, Scotch bonnet, etc. have unhealthy brains?

Wait. On second thought, don’t answer that.

Pain releases endorphins. It isn’t for everybody, though. If you don’t get it, then it isn’t for you. There are tons and tons of fetishes out there that most of us aren’t going to understand.

That’s cool and all, but I don’t see how that changes anything. Christian Satan is different from Jewish Satan.

Yeah, I do have a better suggestion. Vote Mamdani. Done.

I’m not expecting clear thinking from the guy who sieg heiled on national TV, though.

Did he ever have it, though?

Both parties are going to fight him on everything, so he’s going to have to rally the people behind him. Fortunately, he seems to be pretty good at that.

New York has ranked choice voting, so he should be encouraging people to vote Cuomo for their #2 lmao

Ah, the good ol’ “a vote for X is really a vote for Y” being used against a Democrat instead of for. You love to see it!

Weird that he can’t think of something better.

Sure, but we’re talking about Satan within Christian mythology, not Judaism.

It also bothers me that there’s the implication that poor people don’t deserve any luxuries. As if being poor is a moral failing, so you should suffer.

Of course, what’s really absurd is the trillions of dollars the US spends on military bullshit every year, not the fact that some unemployed worker might be able to buy top-shelf mustard.

That’s how my dad was. He was the one only one who actually needed food stamps; everybody else was cheating the system. As far as I could tell, it wasn’t about race because he’d talk shit about other white people who used food stamps, too.

You should read Revolt of the Angels.