True, but I think 700 Club is probably the worst. Then again, I’m not that adventurous to experiment with the rest.

I have a vivid recollection of being a kid and flipping the TV to 700 Club out of boredom and that old crypt keeper fuck (who I hope is now dead) was talking about how Asian martial arts are satanic because they have breathing techniques where they literally take deep breaths and inhale demons to become stronger. 6 year old anarchoilluminati immediately identified this as bullshit.