I mean, it isn’t like I go outside. At all.

An exaggeration, yeah, but because I go out so rarely it’s important stuff, so I’m dressed.

The difference is my arms. Summer time, you see more of them. Winter time, not much.

So, nobody sees my arms outside the house in winter. Not that it’s guaranteed in summer, I do sometimes wear a rain coat if it’s coming down hard.

I mean, I’m married and walk around the house naked frequently (no children present in the home)

So, for my wife… she’s seen it all, unflattering angles and all, lol, and any time of the year.

I am uncomfortable with my stomach, find cropped tops dead unflattering on me, but not so uncomfortable I won’t wear a bikini at the beach so I guess it’s the midriff for me.

I lost a bunch of weight and now I have the man V right above my junk that shows if my bathing suit rides low enough.

I’m not afraid to skinny dip in the creek, so if you catch me, you get it all.

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