That’s my understanding and experience.

My local waterways aren’t so fucking filthy that swimming has been banned for a century. We spent the 4th happily boating (electric!), swimming, fucking around on the local river, no thoughts of foul water.

Had to think about it, seems I’ve done about everything I want. Never been to an orgy though. Two couples was a fucking blast.

For almost everyone, the straight-up phone call has become an intrusion.

I feel like everyone, in America anyway, has forgotten that telemarketers weren’t allowed to call cell phones.

Netanyahu ending the war? The war that’s postponing his corruption trial? Magic 8 Ball says, “BULLSHIT”.

If there’s possible sex in the future, I’d hit the truck stop for a shower.

The moon masses 8.1 x 10^19 tons. Every single thing mankind has ever produced in our entire history wouldn’t dent that.

Reason #4,538 why I’ll never live in or near a large city.

If OP got his last paycheck, done deal. Yes, he surely signed for it, but no laptop is worth the legal cost of a lawsuit.

SOURCE: Issued hundreds of laptops, of all varieties and prices, for multiple companies.

This is not happening in the wider world, not on any appreciable scale. Here comes lemmy:

“NOAW! People ARE switching in DROVES!”

LOL, the vast majority of people can’t spell Linux.

Pornhub requires a VPN or other workaround in many states/regions. So yeah, the more tech literate do that thing. See also: Steam Deck.

That’s how I got it. I’m always stunned at how scared people around here are of getting in the creeks, lakes and rivers. Yeah, we got gators, but they run from you. Try to spot one, dare ya.

I’ve spent 100 hours on the local swamp and barely saw one running away. Same goes for cottonmouths. You’d have to literally trip on one to get bitten, and they get pretty fuckin’ vocal long before that happens. Now imagine less dangerous waters, people still scared.

YMMV if you jump in a lake full of 'em after dark. And that’s on you.

Yep. Given the choice, most people would rather be getting laid. Apparently lemmy finds this idea distasteful.

LOL, I heard that gif. Timed it in my mind, on the money OP.

Doesn’t even have to be a full-on suit! Nice clothes that fit will drive a woman mad. I think this pic is pretty damned hot. I cheated however, the top parts are women’s clothes as they’re cut better. Also, those tops were a total of $5 at the thrifts.

tl;dr: Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.

Even in Florida, even in tiny lakes and swamps, the water is plenty cool under the top 2’.

Lies! That gif is sped up 2000%!

My shotgun’s flag is nailed upside down.

No. The Holocaust was 6 million Jews. There were plenty more Slavs, Poles, gays, disabled (mentally and physically), political prisoners, etc. Hard to get numbers as everything you read is focused on Jews, which were indeed the majority.

“The enemy’s gate is down.”

The side with the seam is down.