5 patties? i call that a waist of food.
You won’t have a waist if you keep eating like that.
Expensive.
Carl’s Jr. used to sell a “Six-Dollar Burger” for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.
Widowmaker.
that burger is so fucking good
hamberder
Big Hamburger.
I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn’t need a hype man. It’s just a big burger.
Want a big burger? Here’s a big burger.
+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.
Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5
Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.
It looks like it has the worst meat to bread to cheese ratio I’ve ever seen on a burger
Seriously. Remove one patty, add a bunch of pickles, and some lettuce, tomato, whatever, and maybe we can talk… about emergency phone numbers and my insurance card. But I’d probably negotiate for the center patty, too.
fuck pickles on burgers
It needs at least twice as much cheese before I’d eat it.
spotted the american
Sextuple bypass.
Reginald II
Invisible to RFK
Fred? Fred Cheeseheart? Is that you?
It looks like it’s from Burger King so I would just call it “garbage.”
The Donald.
