"No I’m … doesn’t. "
“Don’t you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!”
“I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.”
“I’m having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures”
“An idea?”
Fry grunts excitedly
I love that bit lol
I would’ve also accepted, “Blank?! BLANK?! You’re not looking at the big picture!
You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!
Finally you posted this one, been waiting to post my favourite obscure line from the show:
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Or
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.
Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing
Fry: I ALREADY DID!
It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up
‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy: Huh? You don’t like chocolate?
Fry: Could chocolate just let me finish?
“Back in the 21st century, we didn’t need a fancy mechanical can-opening device! We just used a can-opener!”
struggles and fails to open a can
“I’m hungry! 😩”
“Space… it seems to go on and on forever… but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.”
YOU STINK!
Another classic:
"Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?
Leela: Yep. It’s December 31st 2999.
Fry: My God! A million years!"
I did do the nasty in the pasty.
Verily
Leela: No offense Fry… but you’ve become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: Sack!?
I say this to myself all the time. I don’t know why.
Of course I’ve been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn’t stop thinking about coffee.
Why is my coffee shaking? I don’t like my coffee shaking!
