What if we eat the billionaires? I’m not saying we should, just wondering what if.

Top shelf.

Trolley solution

Next year I wont drink anymore alcohol, though I wont drink any less either.

Come to think of it, the Void doesnt seem so scary at all.

I too enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.

You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!

This is MADNESS

I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl

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I thought Turks didnt like curds

I still average about 10K steps per day, but if I take it easy and just sit around the house for a few days too long I instantly get punished with a gout attack. Apart from that 500% daily recommended dose of vitamin D seems to be enough to keep this decrepit old husk going

So not that much unlike alcohol then

That’s barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

My brothers!

Shooting water from my fingertips like the awesome aqua wizard that I am

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

Wernstrom!

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