What’s rent?
It’s when women are polite to each other that you know there’s a problem.
“Whenever I get lonely, I can just look at this hideous, disfiguring scar and think of you”
Spluh!
Shmeesh!
Gleesh!
“You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he’s a pig, but then later you realise he actually has a really good body.”
…i’m from mars…
Dr. Zoidberg said I should hold these for him while he’s gone.
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars.
Yesh he would.
“so … the orgy is off?”
How about a parcheesi tournament?
(When moving Moonrocks back to the moon) I don’t even need my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
”you’re getting a new car?”
Yeah, my parents said if I get all B’s they will buy me a bar, and I got all C’s.
I never understood that joke. What’s an “aar”?
I think her parents thought there was no chance of her getting all As
Or her parents promised this really great, handsome, successful man so they could have grandbabies, named Aaron
The first three segments of an aardvark.
I think she means if she got B’s her parents would buy her a bar. She got C’s, so replace the b in bar with a c and you get car.
I get that part but I still don’t get the joke. Cause what would have happened if she got As?
Her parents knew the chances of her getting A’s
The one you posted is probably the best.
Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they “look in the box” and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy’s always tickles me:
Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil… and shallow!
Amy A : I am not evil!
