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Check out this guy online telling us online that he doesn’t do anything online.

Justin Case likes the name his parents gave him. But at any time he has the legal right to change his name to something else he prefers, just in case he doesn’t like the name his parents gave him.

Hey. His name’s Mike.

I wanted robots to do my menial unpleasant chores for me so I’d have more time to do art, writing, and analytics. I didn’t want robots to do all the art, writing, and analytics so I had more time for chores & menial tasks 😭

If you had sex and she started to smell horribly within the next couple days, you probably gave her bacterial vaginosis, which is common when women have new or numerous sexual partners. Her doctor can prescribe an antibiotic and she will smell fresh again within a few days. Notwithstanding that stench which requires medical intervention, I’m pretty sure all sexually-active civilized humans wash their genitals in the shower. Strange that you think some women don’t know how to wash themselves and you think she smells bad on purpose to repel you.

Local regulations: “any additions must be visually distinct from the original structure.”

Castle owner: “ok. So we’ll glue my grandma’s blue-siding house to the castle.”

Local regulations: " No, not like THAAAAT"

does she not like it? or is she saving it because she thinks it’s too precious?

How’d you get a new mailing address every month?

I’m not a coffee drinker, but help me understand, What is a shot? caffeine? If so, wouldn’t a decaf “with an extra shot” just be one shot? since originally it would have no caffeine, but they want to add one shot.

Is human composting a mainstream option now, or only offered at select mortuaries?

yeah that’s my only definition for the word “token.” something something Chuck E cheese

I’m not joking when I say our only sure way of escaping the machine is to get an off-grid cabin in the woods and no longer participate in the internet.

You can bring drinking water onto a plane. bring an empty water bottle through security, then fill it up at a drinking fountain in the terminal. You’re good to go. Fun & Magic restored!

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are you implying that there’s anything to get ready for? It’s just another day. Wake up every day, take a piss, wash my hands, eat some food, go to work.

Is there a quiz we can take to help us determine which telescoping-retractable-slimy-eye-snail we identify most with?

I’m sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but this doesn’t make sense. The average person is not pregnant. Therefore the average person does not have more than one skeleton in their body.

by the way, I’ve always been subconsciously curious but never asked anybody, what happens when we click “ok yes I accept cookies?” And What happens if we click " not ok, I don’t accept cookies?"