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Is human composting a mainstream option now, or only offered at select mortuaries?
1·1 year agoyeah that’s my only definition for the word “token.” something something Chuck E cheese
41·1 year agoI’m not joking when I say our only sure way of escaping the machine is to get an off-grid cabin in the woods and no longer participate in the internet.
122·1 year agoYou can bring drinking water onto a plane. bring an empty water bottle through security, then fill it up at a drinking fountain in the terminal. You’re good to go. Fun & Magic restored!
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7·1 year agoare you implying that there’s anything to get ready for? It’s just another day. Wake up every day, take a piss, wash my hands, eat some food, go to work.
Is there a quiz we can take to help us determine which telescoping-retractable-slimy-eye-snail we identify most with?
I’m sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but this doesn’t make sense. The average person is not pregnant. Therefore the average person does not have more than one skeleton in their body.
by the way, I’ve always been subconsciously curious but never asked anybody, what happens when we click “ok yes I accept cookies?” And What happens if we click " not ok, I don’t accept cookies?"
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Yes it’s probably about deli owners. not bakery owners.
21·1 year agoI heard it here I don’t know why the timestamp isn’t working but it’s at 7 minutes and 41 seconds. I thought it was funny.
If you Google what you wrote, “doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is the definition of insanity,” you will see that it is indeed attributed to Einstein although I doubt he really said that, but how am I to know, I wasn’t there.
I’m not a coffee drinker, but help me understand, What is a shot? caffeine? If so, wouldn’t a decaf “with an extra shot” just be one shot? since originally it would have no caffeine, but they want to add one shot.