Hey Seuss!

How many super glues do you use for a repair? Do you play on an astroturfs field? Are people carrying maces in their bag for self-defence? Do you eat Jell-Os and burn kerosenes?

All but one of those examples you mentioned are liquid, so they kinda don’t fit into this question 🤷🏼‍♀️ because we would say “a bottle of glue” or “a can of Mace” or “a bowl of jello” or “a can of kerosene.” I don’t even want to contemplate AstroTurf /astroturfs, it bugs me 🤣

I think the Lego/Legos debate is similar to the GIF/“JIF” debate.

One just seems intuitively correct tothe majority of people without overthinking it, and the other sounds & feels wrong.

If I see more than one thing, I put an “s” at the end of it.

I don’t support Lego tryin to be like “sheep” and “deer.” 🙄

Huh?

By conflating William Tell with the Wilhelm scream, are you insinuating he was somehow able to scream in the midst of his head being blown off?

Why did you have trouble understanding the lyrics of the song? They pronounce all the words clearly.

*its

edit: never mind, verdi already commented that 5 hours ago.

Politicians: their cushy salaries keep them oblivious & indifferent to anyone’s negative opinions.

I have a wallet that I bought around 2016 in which all my various smartphones through the years have fit into a certain zipper compartment, I’m still using that wallet every day 😄

I could never think of a time when I need my wallet and my phone at the same time. Imagine carrying all that around all the time, whenever you need your phone you have all your credit cards and driver’s license and family photos all in your hand at the same time. How annoying.

Big wallet.

And why do you have it barfing on a proper wife while her proper husband encourages her to keep sitting there to learn to enjoy being vomited on every hour for the rest of her life?

One problem with giving homeless people free homes is that everyone else will start to wonder why the hell we’re working so hard for 90% of our income being taken by landlords or mortgage companies, when we could simply stop working so hard, become homeless, and get a free home. ⁉️

I live in an area with extreme high homeless population but we’ve all noticed over the past year that homeless people who had become familiar faces for years, are no longer there. They’re simply gone. Many of us speculate there is an unpublicized “ICE” type of program but directed at the homeless, the homeless are abducted by appointed govt workers and taken to another location and goodness knows where that other location is or if they’re even still alive much longer after being taken off the streets. But lemme tell ya the streets at night have been a lot emptier & quieter the past year. 😐

But there are “for-profit prisons,” I personally am not sure how that functions, but also the inmates are required to have a job in the prison earning just a few insulting pennies per day, becoming useful to society making license plates or whatever the heck labor they make prisoners do.

Thanks for trying to buy us a little more time.

And that’s why they can’t be friends. Squirrels steal bird food which makes Birds angry so they peck the squirrel to death.

I gave it one more for ya.

Ah yes I have binge-watched his content before but it eventually became repetitive & I got numb to it.

Even his own family members have said he is in no state of mind or health to be in any position of authority whatsoever.