A photo taken of me when I was feeling awkward & undeserving of existence.

Oh there are two different sides of me. The awkward one feels like I don’t deserve to exist, and the absolute dance goddess who looks like a fairy in the sky. Take your pick between my two alter egos but photos do exist of both.

Worst hoax ever 😭

thatradomguy even spelled his own username wrong. He’s clearly winning in life, which explains his entire outlook.

And Jimmy Hoffa mysteries solved too.

And to have it be presented to you all in one big heaping steaming fragrant pile?

We can find lost things after we die? I wanna be reunited with all the ponytail holders-rubberbands-hair-baubles I’ve lost over the years.

LOLz funny to see I’m not the only one who’s mixed up those words, but on broadcast news journalism?! That’s rich.

And then didn’t it turn out to be all fake & staged? It wasn’t a real human dead body. It was a prop his crew planted there.

For a moment my brain thought “Mazel tov Cocktail.”

Molotov is a different word.

I’m always surprised they don’t have their own proprietary underground tunnel system to get around the airports. But no, they just walk through all the concourses with all the rest of us plebians.

Ah yes it can be interpreted multiple ways, I see your perspective 1) there are people who don’t need to work in order to earn money, they are the highest class of humans.

2. Then there are people who have to work to earn money, they are considered pitiful but still essential cogs in our economy,

3. then there are people who do not earn money and they are the ones who capitalism deems worthless.

Yep pretty much it seems that’s all we can do, which is why we haven’t been able to affect much change. We need revolutionary uprising and revolting, but that requires every oppressed person to be in solidarity on one united front but many of them are so brainwashed by the media which is genius at dividing people against each other. As long as they can keep the plebeians in-fighting and arguing with each other about stupid inconsequential things, the plebeians cannot rise up to revolution and revolt against the true oppressors.

“If you don’t earn money, you don’t deserve to live.”

This is how I interpreted it and it definitely feels true, that’s how capitalism treats us.

Songs from the true original edgy emo paparazzi-despising Avril Lavigne before she died and was replaced by bubblegum pop princess Melissa.

I like the way we didn’t realize she was on a skateboard the entire time until it’s revealed in the final frame.

LOL ya gotta cover all the cameras on your devices when you’re not using them.

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If you’d just stick an r in there, you two could be friends.

Holy moley, that’s a perfect metaphor, because we all know how cockroach behavior & numbers accelerate when they’re in the dark.