[orange, wielding a gun, shoots at green] DIE!

[green is pouring blood from the chest, falling to the floor] Gasp! You shot me!

[blue, shrugging] As a neutral onlooker, I saw green insult orange before orange shot green, so I guess they’re both equally at fault here

[green, laying in a pool of their own blood, is extremely confused]

https://thebad.website/comic/sensible_middle_ground