Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado says she presented her Nobel Peace Prize medal to President Donald Trump.
      • Em Adespoton@lemmy.caEnglish
        12·
        12 天前

        “Here’s the medal you were asking about!”

        “Ooh, pretty. May I look?”

        <grabs it from her hands>

        “Very nice. All the best people should have one of these.”

        “So… may I have my medal back now please?”

        “Your medal? This is my medal! I took it fair and square!”

        • Kirp123@lemmy.worldEnglish
          8·
          11 天前

          You think she asked for him to give it back? She probably traded it for a promise to lead Venezuela. And we all know how Trump keeps his promises.

          • The_Decryptor@aussie.zoneEnglish
            41·
            11 天前

            She was pushing for Trump to have it since it was first announced she won it. It’s got nothing to do with her wanting to protect her country or whatever, she’s got a terminal case of Trump brainworms.

            • theneverfox@pawb.socialEnglish
              3·
              11 天前

              She has a terminal case of wanting to be the sellout who gets a cut when her country is economically colonized