• TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    2 days ago

    I’m 60 years old, and I JUST now got “half past the monkey’s ass, according to his balls.”

    The monkey’s balls are hanging down, pointing at the six. That’s “half past”.

    My only defense is that it’s probably been 50 years since I thought about it, and ten-year-old me wasn’t too sharp.

    • BanMe@lemmy.world
      3·
      1 day ago

      That makes a lot more sense than the version we always heard, “half past a monkey’s ass, a quarter to his balls.” Kids are weird.

  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
    310·
    1 day ago

    Go to reddit.com/r/combatfootage watch all the videos and then be prepared to live that reality for a few years.

    You are saying you want this when you are saying this and inciting violence.

    Im not ready to over throw the government to trade the current sucky situation into a new a tyranny under you.

      • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
        41·
        2 days ago

        To be fair, this community is highly targeted by bots lately pushing political agendas. This isn’t one of those, but I’ve reported half a dozen bots in the last week.

        • Deceptichum@quokk.auEnglish
          51·
          2 days ago

          Even when it wasn’t I saw so much shit on posts I made here.

          I’ll have to make some more to piss of the sexists.

      • zd9@lemmy.world
        13·
        1 day ago

        lol go outside and actually help your community. Join a mutual aid group. Do something instead of bitching about revolution on the internet. Look at my history, who says I’m a centrist?

        Yall are doing exactly what the targeted social media astroturfing efforts from adversaries like Russia, Iran, and China (and probably the US gov too to get the violence going) want you to do. Think for 1 second and go outside before being so dense and reactive. Or maybe you’re 14, then in that case, actually also go outside.