Maybe the real monster was the friends we met along the way 🤷🏻

Your MOM was Robert Paulsen!

So no new drawbacks, then? Sweet!

Master poet level fluency in all languages

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Silent Hill fuck?

this is better than 500 million sitting off shore bank accounts

You’d think so, but not really. In terms of pollution, a mega yacht pretty much makes a private jet look like a bicycle.

He might as well just hand most of the money directly to a refinery in Cancer Alley.

A big part of the problem is rich people don’t spend their money.

True, but a bigger part of the problem is that when they DO spend it rather than pathologically hoarding it, it’s often on things that are actively harmful. Such as corrupt politicians, AI nonsense, and mega yachts.

It’s near wherever you are.

Fair.

Really? It could have told me at any point while we went through that fucking desert!

The katana are also named Linus.

When living duplicitously, I submit a constant fear of issues.

I’m actually surprised it’s not closer to 100%

These are probably the official figures arrived at AFTER a bunch of schemes to avoid being fairly taxed, as are those of the other companies listed.

In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if 36% is close to the REAL profit margin of the ones on the bottom of this chart and those of the top 5 or so are all 80%+.

It’s ten thousand jays when all you need is a rook!

1000 push-ups a day ain’t gonna save you from dementia.

Maybe not excessive pushups specifically, but healthy food and sane amounts of exercise HAVE been shown to decrease the risk or lessen the severity of aging related diseases, most cancers, and more.

It’s not a panacea and sometimes you still get the shit sandwich of unpreventable disease or accidents or whatever, but treating your body and brain like you want to keep them ABSOLUTELY makes you more resilient towards all sorts of unforeseeable maladies.

Like the cat being caught by the very person who was trying to catch him?

Like rain on your wedding day?