I’ll start watching sports when there’s coked up cyborgs competing for who can stave off graft rejection for long enough to cross the finish line, thank you very much

/s but not really

We’ve already got the Tour de France, so that’s one sport down.

Athletes already put a lot of stress on their bodies as it is, a druglympic would end up with a lot of sick or dead people

SNL had a skit on that “The All-Drug Olympics”

Don’t we already kind of have this? Can’t people have done the drugs as long as they test clean at the event?