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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 个月前

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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 个月前
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    Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

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      Would this be considered doping?

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        Great now conservatives will complain about trans people in programming competitions too!

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        I mean, you’re gonna be dope as hell!

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      In that case she’d be able to double jump

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        What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

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          Removes fall damage

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            Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you’re tragically cis?

            Asking for a friend who’s me 😁

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              You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

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          Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can’t track you

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        This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash.

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          As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both

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      You’ve convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare

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