“Things were pretty bad. The competition was killing me, I had a rotten partner, and the store was falling apart. Then we had a big fire. I took all the insurance money and moved her. What about you.”
“It was the same with me. Business stunk, the suppliers were all monsters, and I couldn’t catch a break. Then we had a big flood, and everything was destroyed. I took the insurance and moved her.”
“Interesting. Listen, just between you and me, how much does it cost to get a flood these days?”
Just a coincidence, same as last year.
And the year before…
No, last year was arson, and the year before it was the flood
Reminds me…
Two businessmen meet on Miami Beach.
“Fred! How’s business?”
“Things were pretty bad. The competition was killing me, I had a rotten partner, and the store was falling apart. Then we had a big fire. I took all the insurance money and moved her. What about you.”
“It was the same with me. Business stunk, the suppliers were all monsters, and I couldn’t catch a break. Then we had a big flood, and everything was destroyed. I took the insurance and moved her.”
“Interesting. Listen, just between you and me, how much does it cost to get a flood these days?”
At least he’s consistent…