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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Welcome to this floral nightmare. Complete with plastic floor covering and statuettes?!

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Welcome to this floral nightmare. Complete with plastic floor covering and statuettes?!

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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  • teft@startrek.website
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    Imagine the shrooms kicking in in that bathroom.

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      No thank you.

      • FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social
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        Drowned in the toilet you say?

        • radix@lemm.ee
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          Not like this, FARTYSHARTBLAST, not like this…

        • sharpiemarker@feddit.de
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          Your username is hilarious! Thanks for that.

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            You’re welcome.

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    The plastic floor covering is actually pretty normal. It’s a temporary adhesive plastic used to keep new carpet from being worn down while the house is being shown. That’s why it doesn’t cover the entire bathroom floor; just enough for people to see the bathroom and not get the carpet dirty.

    However, the idea of having carpet in a room where fecal bacteria and urine are flying around disgusts me in general.

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      If it’s new carpet it would mean they decorated it like this especially to sell. Yikes.

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        I’m glad the second half of your comment was there. I was internally screaming that carpets don’t belong in bathrooms for the entirety of the first half.

      • sharpiemarker@feddit.de
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        That’s very possible

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    I’m kind of impressed (but not in a good way) that the curtains and wallpaper match exactly.

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      This is difficult for me. There’s a part of me that finds individual aspects of this room potentially likeable, but all together it’s FAR too much! If you could take about 5-10% of this room and apply it to a non carpeted bathroom, it could possibly be nice.

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    Nice patio chair and glass shelf/table too. Perfect for a bathroom.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    * vaporwave intensifies *

  • Gingerlegs@lemmy.world
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    What incident prompted the plastic covering 🤢

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      It looks like the floor is carpet, so it makes perfect sense.

      I have cleaned enough bathrooms to not delude myself into thinking that piss won’t ever hit the floor.

      Although the real answer here is just to not carpet a bathroom.

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        Old people carpet bathrooms. They do it because one of the primary places they slip and fall and hurt themselves in is the bathroom.

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      deleted by creator

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    Is that a toilet desk?

    Also, this looks like a serial killer set up a place to murder someone lol

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      Or a cocaine shelf?

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        Grandma is trying to relive her nights at Studio54.

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    Not gonna lie, I kinda like the wallpaper and statues.

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      I get the feeling you might be a future content provider

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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        Or serial killer.

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    Yikes! It’s too much I tell you… too freaking much. If the smallest room in a house is this jamb packed with flowers and useless shit… I don’t even want to see the rest of the house. You’d need to really LOVE flowers

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Is this a place in the backrooms?

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      I’m afraid it is. And, I’m afraid you are now, too.

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    Swapping the flooring to not carpet would improve the room significantly

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    So this is where I’m murdered.

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    Ah another crime, more carpeted washrooms.

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    Reminds me of an Oscar Wilde play.

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    Little mermaid

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