Now with added estradiol

I wonder if, as he was being nailed up, some part of his attention was devoted to critiquing the carpentry of the cross.

I for one welcome the next wave of solar-powered electric 1950s Cadillacs.

Isn’t the long side of each segment meant to be parallel to the shore? I thought that the wide side was the one that had the tunnel openings.

Will his next game include a bone saw as a weapon, in honour of his employer’s owner?

I’m happy with my DF64.

It’s the prison-yard mindset: dominate or be dominated. And if you drive a compact car (or even yesteryear’s once-oversized SUV) while everyone else is getting a bigger, more intimidating SUV, you’ll be bullied off the roads at best.

But that is Freedom. Since the days of St. Ronnie, it has been accepted that the only morally justified basis for society is cutthroat competition, and any kind of cooperation or positive solidarity would be Godless Communism.

Why, does Switzerland still have a patent on LSD?

They may have already had a go at German, where common word pairs are collapsed into macros (i.e. “in dem” (“in the”) becomes “im”, “zu der” becomes “zur” and so on).

At the moment, EU citizens aren’t actually citizens of the EU as an entity, but citizens of a member state of the EU, and your EU citizens’ rights flow from that. Having a passport that only mentions the EU on the cover, and gives your actual nationality on the information page as a detail alongside your place of birth and distinguishing marks, would be weird to say the least in these circumstances.

Actually establishing personal EU citizenship, so that your relationship is with the EU and your nation-state citizenship gets demoted to a secondary tier like which municipality you’re registered in, would make this make a lot more sense, but is a far more sweeping change, akin to Volt’s “United States of Europe” proposals, and is not going to come about from a petition.

Rather embarrassing for Israel to fumble something so basic

That’s what happens when you let a mad king play toy soldiers with your national military assets

The Kims had entertained ambitions to conquer South Korea, capture its industrial base and add its surviving population to the labour camp work force. Perhaps the pace of progress in Ukraine has caused them to reevaluate the feasibility of this.

It’ll give you enough time to get closer to a military target and thus an instant, almost painless death, letting you be one of the lucky ones

In the 2012 London Olympics opening ceremony, there was a video in which James Bond takes the Queen skydiving. The Queen’s stunt double in the skydive scene was a bloke with a beard (which was invisible from the distance it was shot at)

They’re a south-pointing compass (if they assert something, you know it’s wrong)

Aircraft with millimetre-wave radar could detect them easily. And under a totalitarian regime like Iran, mere possession would be a capital crime.

For that price, you’d at least expect a slide-out QWERTY keyboard under the game pads so you can do some BASIC programming when you get bored of Chucky Egg.

Are these the FPGA ones or just specially branded ARM Linux retro-gaming handhelds?

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