Do yourself a favor

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 years ago

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 years ago

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

incompetentboob@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 years ago

Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

jballs@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 2 years ago

A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

Tyfud@lemmy.one · 2 years ago

That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.