Why are you not including the whole comic?
Because I genuinely didn’t know there was more to the comic. Holy shit. I’ve only ever seen the top half.
Fixing the post now. My apologies.
No worries mate.
Rule 34 really DOES exist!
Risky click of the day
And now “magical realm” is moderately widespread slang for when the DM is getting too fetishy.
The ogre walks to the wizard
The ogre BONKS with his club, dropping the wizard unconscious
The ogre carries the wizard to a barrel of piss
The ogre drops the unconscious wizard in the barrel
The party leavesThe wizard died doing what he loved…
Being covered in piss.
I think that DM would really want to play FATAL instead.
Edit : just for the uninitiated, this monument of internet history, the FATAL tabletop RPG rule book review : https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml
Just make sure you have time for it, but it’s worth it.
I know people joke about it as that pervy system, but it really needs to be mentioned as that explicitly sexist and racist system for wannabe rapists.
This poor DM just likes pee, I don’t want to assume he hates women, consent, and brown people.
Reminds me a bit of oglaf
Huh. I was pretty sure Gunshow predated Oglaf, but I just looked it up and Oglaf actually started a month and a half before Gunshow. Still, wild that it was that close.