Yes he was a Bishop in today’s turkey and he became a saint because he gave three girls gold, so his father didn’t have to sell them into prostitution.
I’d always suspected Santa was against child prostitutes, and now I have the citation.
But he is the patron saint of adult prostitutes so …
He’s no stranger to leaving gifts in someone’s chimney… 😉
That somehow seems more impressive than seeing a guy freeizng to death, and only giving him half your coat. “Thank you, now my left arm won’t freeze with the rest”
Wow I’m 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.
Nice.
repentant thieves
Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all
Brewers, I knew I liked him for a reason.
What about unrepentant thieves?
No prayers for you.
They got coal on Nicholas Day
So’s he trying to take St. Elmos job or what?
Vegas, port of sailors.
In related news, praying to him for any of these things won’t actually do jack shit.
I have family that send me saint cards and pray to certain saints for things to go well in my life. I don’t believe in it, but they do and it makes them feel safe and like they’re doing something. So tbf, it does do something for the person praying. I don’t mind people praying for me.
