I gave my mom a macbook with debian KDE and a mac OS theme… I dont think she’s noticed yet…

No egg fried rice?

I’m a private sector worker slacking off and shitposting on reddit/lemmy all day…

We are DEFINITELY NOT more efficient than the public sector

It should be illegal to not have a clear NO TIP button. I feel like we could easily legislate that if our politicians weren’t all spineless worms

Pipewire and debian stable here

BT audio works like 99% of the time. Then there’s that 1% it just stops working for no apparent reason and you spend an hour googling why without finding any answers. And in the end, unpairing, forgetting the device and the re-adding it fixes the problem in 2 mins

Overall very happy once i remember the quick fix

This meme out of date. He quit smoke

Or did i miss something and he’s back?

Distro hopping always leads back to debian

99% of the time, whatever drew you to a shiny new distro could be achieved in debian with minimal effort

What if wireguard has issues? Then you cant ssh in to fix

Whatever underfunded, underappreciated project this xkcd is referring to: https://xkcd.com/2347

Imagemagick? GNU privacy guard? OpenSSL?

php has a log message about killing children, i think i saw once

I tried it once and it rewrote all my firewall rules without telling me

unregulated corporations run by tech-bros

bitcoin CEO satoshi nakomoto has entered the chat

Insert disk 14…

[Angry grinding noises]

Failure reading drive A Abort, Retry, Fail? R

[More angry grinding noises]

Kids these days have it so easy…

I only learned this during the pandemic when i started working from home and my work laptop would wake up at 1am, fans blasting 100%

Or my laptop would wake up in my backpack during my commute and drain the whole battery…

I opened a helpdesk ticket and they didnt know why. Their solution was “just turn off your laptop”…

After doing my owm digging, i realized S3 was gone and windows just does whatever the fuck it wants

Yeah, useradd should be the default over adduser

A lot of linux desktop environments will break as well if you remove some seemingly useless package

$sudo apt remove kwrite

The following packages with also be REMOVED: kde-plasma-desktop, [all the other KDE desktop packages]

If anyone here is in marketing or advertising, kill yourself

– bill hicks

Nope. It’s not a pay and reimburse situation

Pure company owned devices

I suspect its a millenial thing…

A few of us old guys keep personal devices… Our young colleages just expect the company to provide devices for them and never have to buy their own

IT: “You’ve been fired. Please return your laptop…”

“But how do i retrieve all my personal files?”

IT: [Shrug emoji]