I’m an 18, but I’m here to see if anyone is routinely Donald Ducking it in bed, with a 5, 10, or 15.

The row of 20XXs makes me laugh. Looks real bright around 2077, you cyberpunk nuts.

Special relativity describes that as the light cone - if you flash a light somewhere in the universe, how much of the universe will see it.

I’ve never met anyone who retired to the middle of nowhere who wasn’t back near a city within 5 years because someone’s health took a turn. That includes my mother who dreamed of living in a small coast town all her life an did so after retiring, but my step-father’s diagnosis of parkinson’s cut that short.

Many years ago when we finally sunset out first generation servers, we took them out to a gun range and let the support department have the first shots.

Once upon a time there were two types of Dairy Queens. Some were just ice cream, but the ones called “Dairy Queen Braizer” sold hot food too. Eventually they all sold hot food.

Spicy food never had an effect on my stomach until one day in my late 30’s. Now there’s a fuzzy threshold where I’m OK, but there’s a limit. A whole serving of my favorite bulgogi is always too much.

It was a joke. I feel like we’re all living Brazil 2.

Holy crap! I just got used to thinking that its been over a year since the blackout… but that shocking realization was a year ago now. Thanks, everyone!

Wait, those weren’t made as a prop for Brazil 2?

My state just made self-serve gas a thing so I got an electric. If I’m going to have to fuel up my own car, I’ll do it in my carport.

I use my post/comment history (and saves) as a way to know what threads to go check in on later. And I get a kick out of seeing a lot of upvotes and dislike seeing anything in negative territory. But I don’t have votes in mind when I post.

I stopped using a case a couple phones ago. Haven’t broken anything yet and my last phone was 7 when it stopped getting security updates and I had to move on.

My wife always uses a case and screen protector and has still broken more than one.

Were they monkey-fighting snakes on a Monday-Friday plane?

In simplest and most idealistic terms: The Senators speak for the needs and culture of their state. They make the functional apparatus of the republic.

Congress people of the house speak for their constituents and give us the representative democracy part. The courts speak for the law and maintain the “constitutional” part of our constitutional democratic republic. The POTUS should speak for the nation and serves and a check and balance against the others.

Nice way to chain unrelated features together to make something more than it was before. I’m bookmarking this video in case I’m ever asked “what is hacking.”

I am being a judgemental asshole toward myself because I ended up on Reddit per that flowchart.

Indeed. Careless use of the word we, there.

I’ve ended up with a pretty decent vinyl collection doing this. A lot of artists sell record releases on their merch store.

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