Seems like maybe they shouldn’t sit and stand so damn close to it?

Only stock I’m investing in right now is A1 sauce.

No they kick you in the shin and make slurs at you the entire time you are trying to fix your stuff. They really want you to feel bad about being a consumer.

Yeah just be really careful taking apart a microwave, those capacitors are nothing to mess with.

Scale

No Anthropic has always had the greater good in mind and only wants to improve the human condition.

HA, just kidding! They’ve established themselves as total manipulative assholes who will stop at nothing for market dominance. They’d claw their own mothers’ eyeballs out if it helped them increase market share.

Every statement this shitty company releases is exponentially more cringe. I’m calling for a slowdown in Anthropic press releases.

Did you manage to retire by 47? Seems like an outlier more than their prime target.

The executive branch makes all kind of shit up. Why aren’t you letting these lawyers? Seems unpatriotic.

All the sacrifices of having a heavily gated garden run by one company for access to software totally worth it for keeping us safe amiright?

Fuckin pigs. All she did was double park.

B+ as an undergraduate art project.

Most humans masturbate more than they sex. Perhaps this is natural maturation of the internet?

I’m going to give those products 5star reviews and watch the world burn.

Coalie crew represent!

What about the utility? I would predict for every useful action there are three annoyances or errors this sort of in your face agent will cause.

Please do. The massive dominance of cloudflare really concerns me. It’s way too much consolidated control over the internet.

The internet is a giant confirmation bias machine.

That look. Mom’s been letting him use MacOS.

Fuck SEO. I’d rather focus on content optimization. Search should be powerful enough to find decent matches by now without having to play these games and pay for play BS.