CelloMike

When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool

“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”

Welcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics

They had to hire a vampire for this one

Had a little breakdown, quit a job I hated, started a business, got married. It’s been a wild ride

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B and E at the same time

Joe Lycett, Stewart Lee, Philomena Cunk

Eyyyy

Definitely the Enterprise-E absolutely perfect.

https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/enterprise-e-c68e0b0a794446a1ae04ebf564b41b16

Honourable mention to the Roci though

Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7KWYS5a3

TIL it’s not “Cherbourg”