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  • The EU is (finally) coming for Apple‘s ass. So Sideloading might finally become a thing on iOS.

    Until then we have Signulous to sign our apps for Sideloading. There are also other options but those require a PC nearby so up to three apps can be signed for 7 days at a time.

    Also tell me how Apple and Apple users have ruined Android. I‘ve been using Android phones since Android 2.1 and switched to an iPhone recently solely because my company gifted me an iPhone 14 Pro Max. And through all those years i didn‘t notice Apple or Apple users ruining Android.



  • Open Source doesn’t mean automatically that applications look ugly. It only means that they look ugly on non-Linux systems. Like VLC Player, Open Office, etc.

    Linux systems are easy to install. The real challenge is to diagnose an issue. What caused the crash of GTA V? The new Mesa drivers? The new Gamescope update? Some update in the game that breaks in conjunction with KDE running in Wayland? But you launched the game in xwayland, how could Wayland still cause trouble? Or is it the latest FEX update you installed because you saw a Youtuber playing Elden Ring on their iPhone 14 Pro with HoloISO and you figured that the 15 Pro should handle the game perfectly?



  • Fan: “I’ve been feeling like playing Super Mario Sunshine again lately. Do you happen to have this game?”

    Nintendo: “Yes indeed, it is part of the Super Mario 3D Collection, which also contains Super Mario 64 with HD graphics and Super Mario Galaxy, also in HD and with added button controls.”

    Fan: “Nice! I’d like a copy of Super Mario 3D Collection.”

    Nintendo: “We only sold this for a short time after the 35th anniversary of Super Mario. So i guess you should’ve asked sooner.”

    Fan: “Well then. Now excuse me while i get an RCM-”

    Nintendo: (cocks gun) “No you don’t!”






  • Well… Guess a lot women turn out to be men. We didn’t see them carry a child. Perhaps they will carry a child at some point, perhaps they won’t. But until then you can’t trust a single woman to be a woman until they have born a child in front of you.

    You may want to get used to the idea that you’ve been attracted to men all along. I can help you with your coming out.



  • MyFairJulia@lemmy.worldtolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldI HATE electron
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    It didn’t cause problems since i have a lot of RAM but i still hold the opinion that just because we have a lot of RAM, we don’t need to waste it. We could keep being efficient about it and get even more out of the same amount of RAM, you know. That said, if Tauri lowers the RAM usage of the same applications i’m looking forward to it.






  • Oh look, another Daria fan community!

    For context: “Daria” is a 90’s show starring Daria, a snarky girl with a penchant for pessimism, cold, hard observations about the world aaaand some occasional vulnerable moments showing that beneath her misanthropic shell lies an empathetic girl. The way people comment on positive moments shared in your community absolutely reminds me of Daria.



  • In GZSZ the plot really turned bonkers, especially over the years.

    Here are a few bullet points:

    • Introduced gay guy
    • Introduced guy that turns out to be bi
    • Introduce girl so guy can learn he’s bi
    • Have him learn he’s bi through practical experimentation
    • Make him decide for one of them
    • Ignore previous events until plot-convenient

    Another arc that happened over the span of 1 to 2 years:

    • Introduce bad guy for established woman
    • Make woman fall for bad guy
    • Oh oh! Bad guy is cop!
    • OH OH! BAD GUY IS ABUSIVE!
    • Continue abuse until breakup
    • Introduce dad for woman
    • OOOOOH OOOOH! DAD IS ACTUALLY STALKER!
    • Bad somehow redeems himself
    • Bad guy ends up throwing dad in river, woman and other dudes are witness
    • Nobody tells police
    • Dad returns a few episodes later
    • Bad guy loses job as cop because turns out police doesn’t like coverups (unrealistic af)
    • Bad guy now becomes dollar store punisher because somewhere in between all of this gang is introduced
    • Bad guy stops gang
    • OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! THERE’S A CHARACTER WHO DIED AND THE CHARACTER ISN’T DEAD AFTER ALL! WE LEARN THAT THROUGH THE INTRODUCTION OF DOLLAR STORE MISTER RABBIT KILLING EXTRAS! CHARACTER GOT A CRYPTO WALLET AND MISTER RABBIT WANTS IT BACK!
    • BAD GUY IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY WITH A MULTI-EPISODE TACTICAL ESPIONAGE AND HACKING ARC!