Says someone who will remove belts, shoes, and all metal objects and wait for hours to get the chance to sit inside of one.

How about “fuck you”?

The word you’re looking for is “devolving”.

Marketers never sleep.

(because of the cocaine)

Good news! Even more ways to buy shitty products with all your favorite meaningless brands splattered over top of them. But only if you subscribe now!

Yeah, and the unregulated gas turbines powering the data centers are providing year-round heating for the cities, too!

I think they are inviting you over to their place to watch some (dumb) TV?

Don’t worry! Once the newly poured concrete has cured, they’re going to cover it in gold tin foil and it’ll be fabulous.

ominous music plays in the background

Scoot over and make room for me in that boat.

Then I would finally believe that AI is a real thing.

Got a machine web

It’s better than the rest

Green to Red

Machine web

Mental picture of Trump sitting inside a Tesla saying “EVERYTHING IS PLACEBO!” in my head now.

Thanks for that.

Note to self: Do not use any drug approved after 2024 for at least 5 years…

It doesn’t matter what I say

So long as I sing with inflection

That makes you feel that I’ll convey

Some inner truth of vast reflection

But I’ve said nothing so far

And I can keep it up for as long as it takes

And it don’t matter who you are

If I’m doing my job then it’s your resolve that breaks

Just ask the product managers at Sonos!

He’s breaking the cardinal rule: Never get high on your own supply, my dude.

Lucky bastards.

The people who downvoted this are the same people that I think Puscifer were singing about in “The Remedy”.

He can’t wear any sort of uniform, it causes his bone spurs to act up.