Fuck off you orange faced pile of shit.

Ketchup with eggs, am I right bois?

Americans? I’ve never seen something like this in America. The biscuits would be under the gravey, eggs on the side, and maybe if you"re a freak like me mix the jelly with the gravey 👽

I’m on Boost, I guess we’re still in the dial-up image quailty stage

I’m on mobile and am praying for a few pixels

Ja genau und WLAN ist nicht viel besser. Je wichtiger meine Aufgabe, desto langsamer das Internet. 🥲

Still better than AI slop

Don’t make me say Aang outloud!

I’m more into Divorced Dads TCG

What a twist!

A shadowed figure, with the shape of Detective Pikachu.

“Ditto” it says.

Detective Pikachu: Who’s that Pokemon?!

Random Cop shines flashlight and says: Detective, it’s you!

(Other Detective pikachu has gross Ditto eyes)

I bet he’s pissed, the crime he got arrested for the U.S. President had to just pay a fine.

What ever you do, don’t look at the Native American’s eyes. 🥴

Unfortunatly no, but I’ll keep an eye out for you!

Being human is hard

I’ve always just answered with: “One day the egg that was laid hatched into a chicken.”

Good luck boys and gals, viel Spaß mit der Revolution!

I hope maga traitors will one day be held accountable for what they’ve done to America. Fucking russian sub cucks.

“How’s it going?”

…

“Living the dream!”

The dream:

That looks amazing!