Has a uni ever had a shooting?

*then blame the student.

Looks like my kinda thing. What platform does it work on?

Some cities they slide up out the ground, some are distributed round town in the evening and taken away in the morning.

Pissed, walking home from a house party one night a few years back, saw a guy on the opposite side of the road walking towards us, wearing just his shoes…otherwise completely bollock naked.