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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • cut to the City of Dis located in the lower levels of hell, in particular the area reserved for the people who commit heresy. In pops our newly smote Turkish MP who looks around in shock

    MP: “What the…?”

    Demon: “New, eh? Yeah, we get guys like you all the time. You really shouldn’t tell people what God is gonna do. He really doesn’t like being directed to do anything. Anyhow, over to your left is your standard issue Ever Burning Ember. If you could just place that on your tongue for the rest of time, we can get started!”










  • Man, what the hell happened?

    I take a break from work and I see some bitch complaining about downvotes like they matter here.

    Look, homey, you obviously have a hard-on for oppression and hate freedom. It might be from your shitty life choices you’ve made or where the GFSM decided to plant you. Honestly, I don’t care.

    Let me give you a piece of advice: no one wins in war except the grim reaper. This mad quest for power that Putin is rushing to complete will only end in misery for the common people of Russia. Ukrainians will never give up, nor should they.