The joke is not just dumb, it is inaccurate, short range weather predictions are extremely accurate. The real issue is many people have no idea how to interpret them.

Upvote purely for the outfit on the right.

TIL about jiangshi. Thanks.

If based on per capita consumption, China has the most vampires.

Vampires domesticated garlic and started a rumor that it repelled vampires. Tricked humans into pre-seasoning the vampires food.

Yes

Such applications already exist. iNaturalist also helps identify vertebrates and invertebrates.

Get it a Terrapin Stationary Bicycle for endurance training.

Tostada perhaps

Are Boba dumplings?

HELL YEAH BROTHER, CRANK THAT GRANDMOTHER! AROOO

One hundred thirty North American species.

Multiple species of onions are native to North America and were used both as food and medicinally prior to European colonization.