nah

Droppin the link to the EFF website save you the search

Glaceon in the pic

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this is supposed to be ironic right? its like too on the nose to use the bad guy who has literally enslaved a planet before destroying it just so serve his own ends telling you to do something that is impossible

Most millennials are approaching 40. get off our balls WSJ you old fucks did this

definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd

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if you run a policy update from the command line its like fairy dust on the real fix you just did. sometimes people straight up will not accept that a problem is solved until the little black box does the hacker magic

whats the matter? need the computer to think for you? need it to fuck your wife? is babys toy broken?

ha this made me chuckle then feel bad then laugh harder. This shit is so dark Charlie Kirk would have blamed it for gun violence.

Relevant recording of a pants order. 1:55 - 2:35 is the highlight

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neither actually. I don’t think this is ringworld, light pollution from lighting up a single building at night with sunlight would play holy hell with the ecosystem. Along with all the other problems

even the proposed three mile patches of sunlight mentioned in the article would be incredibly impactful and in fact the article does briefly mention the environmental impact:

“Past research on light pollution has also shown that it can alter the behavior of a wide array of animals and plant species, as well as disrupt human sleep cycles.”

ah you may have missed my meaning there. I was concerned about sunlight going somewhere in the middle of the night. Things need it to be dark. Since both the article and other commenters had already addressed the issues to people I thought I would bring up that its an environmental disaster as well

Joking aside this is a horrible idea even if it were possible to get right. Anything with circadian rhythm is going to get fucked up real fast and that includes people. This is like angry mob outside the corporate office level bad. Torches and pitchforks, the whole thing

same, always thought the animation kinda looked like Renee Zellweger too

as funny as it will be to see them build the anti-christ in the name of god we should still burn it down before that happens

That will work out as well as the death tunnel (formerly hyperlink)