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  • bigdick@lemmy.mltoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlHave you ever pooped outside?
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    3 years ago

    Once or twice in the 90’s. I was walking home from eating general Pao’s Chicken. I felt the urge to shit so I turned into an alley dropped my drawers and began to spray fire. I lit up a Newport as you do.

    Interestingly my math teach was walking down the alley and caught me with my pants down and a cigarette in my mouth.

    That was weird. She pretended not to recognize me.