Why did you do it? Or why haven’t you?

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    3 years ago

    I work in remote areas, sometimes for days on end. Yes. I have pooped outside.

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    3 years ago

    Oh yeah. I was on an overnighter in this really remote national wilderness here in New Mexico. It’s just you and your pack. No trails even. Just real ranging, it was wonderful.

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    3 years ago

    I was camping in the Pennsylvania woods and had to go so I dug a shallow hole and did my business.

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    3 years ago

    Once or twice in the 90’s. I was walking home from eating general Pao’s Chicken. I felt the urge to shit so I turned into an alley dropped my drawers and began to spray fire. I lit up a Newport as you do.

    Interestingly my math teach was walking down the alley and caught me with my pants down and a cigarette in my mouth.

    That was weird. She pretended not to recognize me.

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    3 years ago

    This is very embaracing. However there was a short period where my water was turned off…so, I did it out in the bushes for a couple weeks. I made the most of it, and have an interesting story to tell.

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    3 years ago

    When I tried coffee for the first time I was in the middle of a park. Here’s the thing about coffee: it makes you wanna shit. So I had to drop a deuce next to a wooden bridge.

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    3 years ago

    Nope, I do have a record of not pooping for around 27 hours though.

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    3 years ago

    One time after a heavy night of eating and drinking i woke up to my friend taking wayyyy too long in the bathroom, he’s the type to smoke a whole cig on the toilet, i was forced to shit in a paper grocery bag in his back yard. Threw it in the alley dumpster and no one was the wiser!