buttwater [they/them]

Absolutely

Origin of username, cw kinda gross kinda funny: https://youtu.be/g_r83B_N-Vg

Also used to describe when your diarrhea is like 🍑💦

After 8 years of Bush, Obama could shit on their porch and liberals would compliment his fiber consumption

Not quite. Former history teacher now in an office environment

I’m good with plants, I’m observant, I like stargazing, I’m a good de-escalator. I’d probably an elder and end up doing some type of weather forecasting.