As a kid, I was taught to tip 15% for standard service. I still do that today.

20% is for exceptional service. 10% for mediocre. 2¢ for service that’s so bad they should probably think about getting a different job.

Anyway, getting 15% is still very easy. Get 10% the way you said. Now add half of that.

Feb-ru-ary

Independence Day. Tell them it’s a documentary.

This is exactly what Lemmy has felt like the past week or so.

Secret of Monkey Island.

Every so often, I play it again ( thank you, @scummvm@corteximplant.com )

Even though I know every puzzle, it’s still fun 2½ decades after I played it for the first time.

Never heard it before. I googled it in incognito tab, just in case.

Looks like a mace.

Having different accounts for different interests suggest to me that there’s a missing feature in Lemmy. I can see why some people might want that, but Reddit had multisubs for that need. Lemmy doesn’t have that.

Why did your first account become unusable? What was the problem?

Why would I need more than one? A couple comments don’t show up once in a while, but other than that, I can get everything from one account.

Mastodon can’t be down just like the entire Internet couldn’t be down. A Mastodon instance could be down. You didn’t tell us what Mastodon instance you use (like, what’s your Mastodon username), so it’s difficult to answer your question.

For example, if you’re @joeschmo@mastodon.online, you could check if mastodon.online is down.

Why would I try to impress a government drone?

Is there a badparents Lemmy group?

LineageOS/ GrapheneOS/ CalyxOS/ e.foundation

Aren’t all of those Android derivatives?

I think Ubuntu Touch, or postmarketOS would be more in line with what OP is asking.

I always feel cheated with a hollow rabbit.

When it pops up with wedding photos, from my first marriage.

Write bad reviews on Yelp and Google Maps. Name names.

I did this in an apartment I lived in once. The local office manager asked me about it. Maintenance suddenly was doing a better job than they previously had.

Most scams like these will find a quack doctor to say they have studies to support their claims.

You can’t trust the website of the program. Find independent studies.

I’m not saying this is a scam. I don’t know anything about it. I’m just saying, “he’s had scientists do tests” is not any kind of real confirmation. You absolutely shouldn’t trust it at face value.

Two years old. Watching my dad build his train set in the attic.

Dialing up to Prodigy to try and do homework with info from the Internet, but just using Microsoft Encarta instead.

It’s nice to make the list.