“I KNOW YOU HAVE HER, YOU ASSHOLES!”

I hear ICE is hiring.

Damn, so hotdogging is cool catting.

Dick move.

If I give you a candle as a present, I was never your friend.

What does this mean, in practice? In what application does that precision show its benefit? Crazy math?

In hell, you never, ever get to know what your grandparents looked like naked. Even if they’re there. Even if you ask. Doesn’t matter. Answer is no.

Big “Russia will take Kyiv in three days” energy in this post.

Mine are Man Morsels.

Doesn’t have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!

She-bears.

They’ve read the Bible! Well, some of it. Well, they’ve heard their pastor read it. Well, paraphrase it.

no u

First was probably Marie:

Damn she can get it tho

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If it weren’t for those stupid-ass laws, there would be no murder, at all!

I guess it would explain why everyone can fucking eat me.