I went to various Christian schools and had one teacher bend me over her knee and paddle me. But I was already taller/bigger than her. So ironic that I ended up liking short women and spanking. Like, what are the odds!?

It’s silly to spend time thinking about all of the bad things that might happen when there are so many embarrassing, terrible things you’ve already actually done!

No⸮

🙄

Exactly. I PROMISE the average reality for these folks is not what you imagine. I’ve seen it, too. But that $4,000/night beach resort was still just on the fucking beach, easy to access with like 3 minutes of walking. They still go out in public, they’re not all being escorted by Secret Service. It almost feels like they’ve succeeded in convincing everyone they’re untouchable when they’re so not.

In lieu of eating them, perhaps we just lightly munch? A small snack?

Guess I need to finally play Factorio.

Probably. Knowing what we know now, the Puritans look awfully sketchy.

Look at that dude, even on pedophile island he’s not getting an invite. Not saying he isn’t into kids, just that all the other pedos probably picked on him.

😮

Wanna see my noodskin?

They definitely deleted all that data, too.

It’s how Tim celebrates his freedom.

Cuz he’s one of them. It’s how he became CEO. It’s how they all become CEO. It isn’t rocket science. They’re broken freaks.

And we will not take being fired well.

No!

Huh? That’s not what that is.

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your fruit salad?

“We have certain things in common, Donald. Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? A pal is a wonderful thing to have!”

And has generated some very nasty AI images.

RIP bro