It’s funny because it seems like the universe is saying, “Hey Slurpee. Why don’t you become an alcoholic? It’ll be fun.” Not that I drink habitually or a lot. It just seems alcohol is being pushed everywhere I go.

Work sucks because I have to do it. I imagine all the shit I’d have time to do if I didn’t have to work, both things I need to do and want to do. When I get done with work for the day, I feel too traumatized to do anything. So I put myself on autopilot until I can turn the world off and go to bed.

I got a bit of satisfaction last week when I went to an event where I got to sit on a chair and do nothing for an hour. And that’s all that was expected of me.

Oh, and a bucket of hammers from lemmygrad called me a Nazi, which would be laughable if they weren’t so serious about their “beliefs”.

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

Obituary - The End Complete

Is it coincidental that I feel like I’m rotting on the inside?

You had me at Gabrielle.

Elin back out because mommy said so.

GWAR the Motion Picture

Which is which?

I don’t have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.

Vroom vroom

I don’t understand what either of those are trying to emote.

Reddit for porn and porn only.

This was my first Sepultura tape. My mother had so many questions.

Absolute stupid is like absolute zero. This person is both.

Con: Not reusable

And the 4 Chans. Just need their first names.

Donald Trump Elon Musk

And “limited government”. Limited to do what?

Maybe just England?