Would that be the law everywhere.

Until, you know, you went outside.

Dig.

It’s the same comment pasted twice. Same number, identical link.

Please leave me alone. I’m not replying further, and I think unfavorably of you. Going forward, focus on the people in your life who seek out your company, instead of the people who want to avoid you.

What’s your point, exactly? Humans are allowed to be wrong about things. Please stop harassing me, and please leave me alone.

Then this may be the coldest introduction a new user’s ever gotten on this platform, and I’m sorry about that.

That’s not the problem and I think you know that.

14 minute old account spamming comics. It’ll be deleted before it sees the top of the hour, I wager.

14 minute old account. It’ll be deleted before it sees the top of the hour, I wager.

First, these jabronies need adderall.

Second, I need adderall.

I think we’re the same sort of jabroni.

…what the fuck?

Hi, I have attention-deprived homosexual disaster disorder, and I medicate with extreme amounts of caffeine.

Today on Horde Kitchen I’m gonna teach you how to make hot moldy cheese while being attacked on all sides relentlessly. Now, you’re gonna need to find a microwave, and once you do, slap that rotten cheese on in there and set it to high. Don’t mind the smell, it’s killing the audience around you as fast as it’s choking you out. Now when your cheese is cooked, cook it again. You can make cheese out of anything: sunglasses, keys, bracelets, if it’s food or spelled with the same alphabet food is spelled with, you can make cheese out of it. Oops, I just got touched by a random goblin who fell off the cliff I was standing next to. Until next time, on Horde Kitchen!

A former friend of mine voice acted in Borderlands 3. The moment I heard their voice I shut the game off and sold the disc back to the store, a long time ago.

In a way, they spared me a lot of boredom. I like to think I put those abruptly-refunded hours into Clair Obscur.

No, Tanis, you put them into a ton of failed Megabonk runs that you got slightly ticked off at, so the net effect emotionally was basically the same.

I want to shit as effortlessly as Trump, but with control.

Yeah, you’re right, even when people have hit rock bottom, they’ll just get a more powerful subterranean speed-tunneller.

We play games because they’re stories and challenges put forth by other humans that look interesting.

Even if a slop machine put together a cohesive game involving metaphor and emotions, it’s still not human and it still won’t be played and enjoyed. It would ring hollow, just like AI sound files that try to approximate human music.

I did just win against the intro AI in SETI, but it was a challenge. I’m gonna have to internalize more of how this works.

I really wish I could sit down and engage with the heavier stuff in my collection, but it comes to me with much difficulty.

Currently, as we speak, I’m playing SETI—kind of a slow-burn research builder where alien life gets discovered. It’s a lot of brain load though.

However, I know that I’m in a precarious spot. With the brain damage I’ve already sustained, if I’m not pushing my brain as hard as I can, it’ll start falling apart.

Don’t have strokes, kids.

I wish I could understand Stellaris.