I trust old meat I find lying around. It may be a different color, but it still spends the same.

The big one ate the smaller one.

If a human being tried consent this way, they’d be a sex offender.

Fuck, I can’t unhear that now. You broke my Final Fantasy battle.

An old PSP game called The 3rd Birthday opened with some fucked-up aliens invading NYC on Christmas Eve. It was a tragedy they didn’t use Carol of the Bells.

“Carol of The Bells” is for fighting a massive thirty-story corrupt god, destroying a metro area with wild swings of its tentacles and tongues, running up the side of a skyscraper as fast as you can, holding a batshit crazy-large technosword, collateral damage everywhere, choir lyrics come in, all so that you and the other residents of the city can finally be safe, on the night of Christmas Eve.

Tell me it’s not.

Hi! I have had two strokes and the mobility issues that come from that. There’s a story mode with greatly increased timing windows that helped a lot.

You need to play this.

It is profound.

Not seen: rake, sandwich, gently sinking

Shiiiit, that’s basically Wild Arms or possibly Shadow Hearts, good job.

Nah, I wanted to hear more about the American cartoon.

You’re not done with this thought and you know it.

But! Imaginary number go up! Line go up!

Goddammit, stop fucking posting AI slop.

I don’t think anyone would vote for a tired, disabled trans woman with two strokes and two jobs, who has nothing more than an associates degree.

But I will do what I can.

I’m jealous of NYC right now, wish someone had those sorts of policies in Portland.

The first step is to go to an art supply store and buy a beginner’s brush set, and acrylics or watercolors that give several different hue options between. Take art classes to learn what you’ve got and how to use them, whether that’s at a school, a community class, with friends, or even following along with Bob Ross.

Eventually, you’ll see that your own labor with your two hands is infinitely more impressive and amazing than whatever forgettable drivel you’re trying to squeeze out of technology now.

C’mon, buddy, that’s what Tv mode is for.

Those pumpkins need more blood on them.

I think the loudest and longest laugh I ever got was at the very end of Untitled Goose Game. Not gonna spoil it for anyone, but once I figured out the joke that had been stewing for three straight hours, it had me laughing for the rest of the night.

I’ve just done this with 5.18.5.0.1 and it works.