Correct, it’s a news article in Portuguese. Let me describe it: “The leader of the Russian opposition, Alexei Navalny is going to spend 2 years + 8 months in a penal colony… over violating the terms in a sentence from 2014 that transitioned from suspended to effective.” Then it goes on to several of his supporters (thousands) getting arrested during the audience/protests. Some over his alleged poisoning, which the Kremlin denied. When an European Diplomatic leader visited they said that they wouldn’t take lessons from Brussels.

I knew it. Anyway, this is what I tried to translate:

i seek to know how to talk in that complex, unusual language that (is) not like Pig Latin

I just took words from a guide and replaced them without paying attention to the structure.

Thanks for confirming and translating. :)