yemmly@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?English
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1 year agoCan milk anything
Can milk anything
That’s from “Freddy Got Fingered”
I once had a doctor Google my symptoms while we were both watching the screen. He even said “how did we even do this before Google?” Then he sent me for an unnecessary colonoscopy. He just so happens to be dead now.
Lest we forget velvet Selleck