rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down14
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-square10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWrumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months ago12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
minus-squareMimicJar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoNot enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
minus-squareRobust Mirror@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoLike, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.
minus-squarePiemanding@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoIt takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYou know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
minus-squaredogs0n@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThere’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoor toilet paper, for us rubes. :)
12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
Not enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
Moar fiber!
When do you think I browse the feds
Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
I mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.
IBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.
It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
Bidet masterrace!
You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)