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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Buying some time

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Buying some time

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • Default Username@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    She’s missing out by not joining in.

    • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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      10 months ago

      I’ve fixed it

      • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        10 months ago

        Wizard!

    • morbidcactus@lemmy.ca
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      10 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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        I’ve rebooted my router three times but this comment still looks wrong. Is my ISP customer service representative lying to me?

        • morbidcactus@lemmy.ca
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          I have zero idea, apparently I managed to pocket comment somehow.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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          lol what did it say?

          • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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            WE HAVE TO KNOW!

            • morbidcactus@lemmy.ca
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              I wanna say it was something that showed up on my clipboard from KDE connect, may have been part of an error message or status message, should have kept it for preservation purposes

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        deleted by creator

        Whoa! Guys! God just deleted this guy!!! I’ve never seen him do that before. He didn’t even delete hitler!!!

  • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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    Plot twist: Leroy is his kid from a previous relationship.

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    Better quality

    • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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      This kid looks so angry for someone who is getting some easy cash

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        Sure its easy cash, but now he is deprived of his fun.

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        “Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow!”

  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Boys only want one thing, and it’s toys

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      10 months ago

      I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.

      Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        I’m imagining the two teenagers giggling, and your wife looking annoyed.

        Then you chase her too, and now all three of them are giggling and running from you, as confused shoppers look on.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Not true.

      I also want love.

      …and a sandwich.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      10 months ago

      Also, friends to plays with.

  • yucandu@lemmy.world
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    She’s gonna shit her pants.

    • Y|yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Joke’s on you he’s into that shit.

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    He’ll grow out of it eventually. Not like he’s going to be 17 forever!

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      Didn’t he die saving someone a few years back?

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        In one timeline, yes, but in others eternally teenage Archie lives on!

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          Yeah I saw it more that we are just in a different part of that timeline Archie living his teenage years blissfully ignorant of his grisly fate.

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            Nah, because he’s been a teenager for 84 years. He’s done far more than any person actually could have while remaining a teenager the whole time.

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    To be honest, it’s exactly what I’d do. Maybe, that’s why I am still single.

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    Man the deep lore of Archie comics is surprisingly deep

    Reboots,retcons, reality warping powers, alternate universes, zombies, deities, gods, afterlives, murder, crimes, time travel, love triangles

    The extended universe is even more crazy

    I mean damn

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    Well, my mind went: “Hehe, dick shaped cars. Let’s imagine he built a jump and had her lay in front of it, legs wide open, then absolutely sent the cars into the cave of no return.”

    I take no credit or blame for this, it wasn’t by will, my mind just decided this thought is happening.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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    • Event_Horizon@lemmy.world
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      What.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Shaped like who’s dick?

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      …welp. You certainly took the time to write all of that out.

      …for some reason.

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