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minus-squareTallonMetroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoThis is why I avoid giving concrete estimates whenever possible.
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoBut if your hand is forced, it should always be 2x-10x the actual estimate, depending on the complexity of the task, and never less than 2 hours.
minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThis is one of those rare occasions where “IT” might have been better fully punctuated as “I.T.”, but the thought of using “Scotty” as a verb meaning “generously pad all estimates” amuses me. e.g. “If I want to cover my a—, I should Scotty it.”
minus-squarehex123456@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agohttps://media.tenor.com/Hl1Buq3s2_4AAAAM/two-weeks.gif
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoAh, I see you’ve looked at my JIRA tickets with my new employer
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI have always told my team “remember that last piece of work? Add an appropriate fudge factor to this estimate to deal with those sort of problems” There’s usually a last one, if not there’ll be one I can call by name
minus-squareJohanno@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI estimate how long would it take. Then I add some buffer of 20% to it. Then I double it and call it good.
This is why I avoid giving concrete estimates whenever possible.
But if your hand is forced, it should always be 2x-10x the actual estimate, depending on the complexity of the task, and never less than 2 hours.
This right here
This is one of those rare occasions where “IT” might have been better fully punctuated as “I.T.”, but the thought of using “Scotty” as a verb meaning “generously pad all estimates” amuses me.
e.g. “If I want to cover my a—, I should Scotty it.”
I just say “five days”
https://media.tenor.com/Hl1Buq3s2_4AAAAM/two-weeks.gif
Ah, I see you’ve looked at my JIRA tickets with my new employer
I have always told my team “remember that last piece of work? Add an appropriate fudge factor to this estimate to deal with those sort of problems”
There’s usually a last one, if not there’ll be one I can call by name
I estimate how long would it take. Then I add some buffer of 20% to it. Then I double it and call it good.