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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago

I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago
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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    The 3 S

    Shit

    Shower

    Shave

    • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You’re shitting in the shower?

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        I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too

        https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping

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          I will be strong and not click the link

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            It is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.

            • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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              So named because the poo poo, being extruded through the drain, should resemble something like a waffle, if you do it correctly.

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                more like the meat grinder strainer.

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              or if its removable drain cover, its basically a toilet.

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          That’s barbaric.

          Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

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          I guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn’t think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.

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        Efficiency

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        Waffle stomp.

        • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • Twongo [she/her]@lemmy.ml
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        saves water

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        better to shit in the shower than to shower in the shit

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      you shit in the shower?

      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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        Drink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator.

        Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.

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          Neutralize by doing both.

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