Constant Pain@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-27 days agoIf we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequencesmessage-squaremessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squareIf we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequencesConstant Pain@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-27 days agomessage-square81fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGeodad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days agoWe send a member of MAGA to explore first, then dissect them and evaluate the results on the body before exposing the general populace to the atmosphere.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoWhy would your first act on alien life be to launch our vilest weapons of mass destruction?
minus-squareGeodad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 days agoMore like miners with a canary in a cage.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoHave some respect for the mine. If you want to mine in a tunnel, do you first fill it with shit?
minus-squareGeodad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoYou’ve clearly never been in a coal mine. 😂
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-26 days agoDo…do you poop in your coal mines to fill them before digging? You poop before you scoop? Defecate before you excavate? Drop your load before you tunnel your road?
We send a member of MAGA to explore first, then dissect them and evaluate the results on the body before exposing the general populace to the atmosphere.
Why would your first act on alien life be to launch our vilest weapons of mass destruction?
More like miners with a canary in a cage.
Have some respect for the mine. If you want to mine in a tunnel, do you first fill it with shit?
You’ve clearly never been in a coal mine. 😂
Do…do you poop in your coal mines to fill them before digging?
You poop before you scoop? Defecate before you excavate? Drop your load before you tunnel your road?