nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-22 个月前You have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down16
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-22 个月前message-square20fedilink
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 个月前You can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 个月前You got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 个月前A picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
You can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
You got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
A picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
Chairs are just tables for butts.
Or is that a stool?
No that’s what comes out of the butt.