On the one hand he’s incredibly unhealthy.
On the other he has access to capitalist presidential necromancy and his family history is one of long lived people.
If he does die do you think it will be
- Poisoned by a eunuch

- Rage induced heart explosion?
- An accident, like falling off a roof?
- Assassinated by a chud/comrade/liberal?
- Death from supercovid or birdflu or another disease?
- Just old age death?
- Sewerslide?
- Some sort of catastrophe?


I didn’t know wether the word filter would get it, so I self-censored when I shouldn’t have.
By “old age” I just meant him dying for no real reason.