• Gabu@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    We both know that’s not going to happen. If I want to have bacon, would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, or use a blunt butter knife to kill them?

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      1 year ago

      I sincerely believe it’s going to happen. Furthermore of course when presenting between two horrible choices I would the choose the less horrible option. Fortunately the choice is not between these two it’s actually, “Would you rather me quickly and painlessly kill the pig, use a blunt butter knife or not kill them”. I think when not forgetting the third option it’s clear it’s the better one.

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      1 year ago

      Maybe we should eat you instead of the pig. I’m pretty sure the pig does not want bacon.

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        1 year ago

        Thanks, now I know you’re completely clueless about even the most basic things. Pigs will happily eat bacon.